Question by No Chance Without More Cowbell: What will kill your kids faster, giving them energy drinks or giving them religion?
I mean, all the caffeine from those energy drinks is bad for your heart, but all that religion from…religion…is bad for your brain.
Best answer:
Answer by Grant
give them a religion like islam and drill in their head that they need to blow themselves up for 72 virgins.
What do you think? Answer below!
I don’t think either will kill them unless they live in the Middle East.
In a desperate effort to get rid of mine I give them both.
The two together could be quite a LETHAL cocktail.
religious energy drinks
I find that a chainsaw works wonders generally.
Caffeine will kill YOU.
Religion will either make you happy or make you miserable, but will slowly kill everyone around you and, if there are enough them, will kill the nation you reside in.