Monster Energy-Energy Drink Formula, 24/16oz Cans
- Tear into a can of the meanest energy supplement on the planet
Tear into a can of the meanest energy supplement on the planet, Monster energy. We went down to the lab and cooked up a double shot of our killer energy brew. It’s a wicked mega hit that delivers twice the buzz of a regular energy drink. The Monster packs a vicious punch but has a smooth kick ass flavor you can really pound down. So when it’s time to unleash the beast within grab a Monster and Go Big.
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(out of 7 reviews)
List Price: $ 75.95
Price: $ 35.00
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Review by Dr. Girlfriend for Monster Energy-Energy Drink Formula, 24/16oz Cans
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I’ve tried a lot of energy drinks and for some reason this one, in this particular flavor, lights up the receptors in my brain like Christmas Eve on State Street.
Red Bull, RockStar, Amp, SoBe and all the rest don’t compare in my opinion. This is the stuff. The Big Green Monster.
As I write this I’m listening to DJ Splash and I’m about to start my second 16oz. can. There was a time when I hated trance/dance music and didn’t drink “soda,” but now the two seem like a marriage consecrated in the holiest of heavens. By the way, it’s only noon.
My path to Monster Enlightenment was born out of my video game addiction. Playing until 4am and getting to work by 7am was turning into a bit of a hassle. Coffee can only do so much, and that’s when I started to drink rocket fuel like a meth addict. One can a day used to do the trick — and best of all — it satisfied my appetite too. Who needs nourishment when you can get by on sugar and caffeine and a few vitamins sprinkled on top for fun? I wasn’t a tub before by any means, but I’m about 15 pounds lighter than last summer.
But the days of single cans are in the past. I’m currently trying to ween myself of satan’s nectar. A 16oz can is around $2.35 at most stores, so if I have two a day it’s pretty similar to if I had a moderate smoking habit.
The withdrawl is pretty unpleasant, too. I’m not sure of the addictiveness of Taurine, but Caffeine isn’t something to be scoffed at. Your body adapts to Monster’s boost pretty quickly, and before too long your body expects it, longs for it. It becomes harder to get through the day without it. I have been known to drink it warm and/or flat.
So why the five star rating? Because this stuff is awesome and I love it. I love it even though I’m probably going to end up with intestinal cancer because of it. I also like the flavor the best out of all the energy drinks.
Just be wary, drink it when you need it, not as a substitute for your regular drink. This is – by no means – a health drink.
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Review by Darlene W. Williams for Monster Energy-Energy Drink Formula, 24/16oz Cans
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yo, this is awesome, it is 24 monsters for $51 dollars…. its normally like 50x that
Review by The_Real_McCoy for Monster Energy-Energy Drink Formula, 24/16oz Cans
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I brought this product b/c the FOB my husband is at in Afghanistan doesnt have monster and he loves them so much mine does but i couldnt ship to him from my FOB so i searched and this was the best deal it didnt take very long to get out here to him. none of the cans were damaged in shipping everything was great.
Review by Faith healer for Monster Energy-Energy Drink Formula, 24/16oz Cans
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look at the price! Hardly a bargain! So I figured I’d go to the new & used. I bought a case of Monster for $30 dollars. That’s just over a dollar a can! Unfortunatley the case was almost entirely used. Some of the cans were intact, but most were half drunk, and another three were entirely empty. Next time, I’m just going to buy a new case.
Review by Brian Nagele for Monster Energy-Energy Drink Formula, 24/16oz Cans
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What can I say that you probably don’t already know? It’s Monster, a caffeine drink that is mostly sugar water.
The problem is that I can find this MUCH cheaper in regular stores.