Attention Vampires and Mortals! Blood Energy Drink is Bloody Delicious!

If you’re blood-lusting and/or starved for attention, try walking down the street sucking Blood Energy Potion, the new blood energy drink made to look, feel and even taste like blood.

No, okay, it doesn’t taste like blood, it tastes like fruit punch, but it comes in a frickin’ IV transfusion bag and has a damn blood type listed on it.

This blood energy drink actually contains iron, protein and electrolytes, giving it a similar nutritional makeup as real blood and since it boasts the consistency of real blood as well, those who have submitted to the True Blood, Twilight, Vampire Diaries craze who are afflicted with some sort of psychosomatic vampirism bloodlust, have no fear! You can now sink your fangs (also known as canines) into Blood Energy Potion and get a 4 hour boost of energy for a mere $6 per transfusion bag!

Yes, this blood energy drink will cost you more than a happy meal. But what self-respecting vampire would be caught dead within a mile of a happy meal?

Oh wait, they’re already dead.

blood-energy-drink I don’t see much of a market for this stuff after the current vampire obsession dies down, but when I imagine the fantastic pranks it lends itself to, I can only hope that the next biggest sector of its market after aspiring teenage vampires is made up of med school class clowns.

Blood Energy Potion will generally miss the Halloween market this year but can be ordered in time if purchased online. The website is worth a glance anyway – I honestly laughed so hard I bled.

This highly cost-effective energy and vampirism solution won’t hit totally, majorly, megaly cool stores like Hot Topic until January of 2010, but for anyone desperate to find out how to become a vampire, it’ll be a handy tool to aid in your New Year’s resolution.

There are some seriously outlandish energy drinks out there (see Cocaine, Blow and Pussy) but this one’s just bloody ridiculous. I mean Christians have been pretending to drink blood for ages, but at least with their substitute, you can catch a bit of a buzz, and shit, it doesn’t cost $6 a pop.

I wonder if there’s a generic version for those of us on shit HMO’s.

*Bloodthirsty Enough to Buy Blood Energy Drink?*

Very few places sell this stuff. If you need your fix, click the link below, scroll down on the left to the bottom of the menu where it says “Caffeine” then click “Energy Drinks”. Enjoy!

CLICK HERE to buy Blood Energy Drink